ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
* Smart man + smart woman = romance
* Smart man + dumb woman = affair
* Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
* Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
* Smart boss + smart employee = profit
* Smart boss + dumb employee = production
* Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
* Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
SHOPPING MATH
* A man will pay ?2 for a ?1 item he needs.
* A woman will pay ?1 for a ?2 items that she doesn't need.
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
* A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
* A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
* A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
* A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
HAPPINESS
* To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a
little.
* To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to
understand her at all.
LONGEVITY
* Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more
willing to die.
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
* A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
* A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
* A woman has the last word in any argument.
* Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
