Chalga is a bulgarian style, first meant to be only limited to the music, but then grown to a whole movement in the social life of Bulgaria. The main traits of the calga are the following:
- lack of inteligence
- peasant origin (not really necessary)
- whore type dress style (for women) and "big necklaces, cheap sport's wear, white socks and black shoes" (for men)
Well known names from the CHALGA industry are: KONDIO CIGANINA TUP, MARA OTVARIACHKATA, GERGANA the SILICONE and many others.
In fact, the last years the CHALGA replaced the porno industry, forbidden in Bulgaria. The women who would like to become a CHALGA singer should go through several tests of their sexual capacities. Just after being sleeping with 2 producers, 1 CEO, 2 high level criminals, 7 low level criminals, 4 shopassistants (generally in butcher's shop) and 12 neighbours they are titled "APPRENTICE CHALGA SINGER"
In general to become a CHALGA SINGER there is also an "lack of intelligence test" with those 3 questions:
1. 2+2=?
2. What is the first name of Todor Jivkoff
3. Name one river starting with "D" and finishing with "unav"
If you have more than one correct answer you are expeled for good from the CHALGA society.
CHALGA dictionary examples:
-"Hey, CHALGAR smotan" - excuse me, sir, can I attract you attention to the following matter?
-"Zaebi q taq CHALGARKA" - we'd better not to discuss any further this woman with behaviour like a whore
CHALGA lyrics examples:
-"...and don't say words of love to me,
I most love the wisper of money..."
-"Ooooh Tiger Tiger
Do you have the dough
Do you have the dou-U-u-u-Uu-u-ugh
Pretty chicks for you..."
-"Tractor-driver, hooligan
is my neighbour bai Ivan
he's old-known in the PD (police department)
with his thefts from the TKZS (the communist system of division of the agricultural land)
Bai Ivan is very wild
whenever he steals he's happy
he lacks conscience and morality
even the mayor was robbed by him!
7 times he has stolen
the pumps of the dam."
-"The rocks are falling,
falling from the sky "
-"Green, green when all my money are green, green !"
-"These red tomatoes
who has 'em baby shaked off
Who has you baby lied
Who has yo baby fucked up"
-"Oh bathroom,oh joy
the village bathroom is the greatest joy!"
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